Sunday, July 9, 2017

Family Photo Time

As I told Ryan this morning, it's a lot of work being the family historian, especially since I'm no longer sitting around my house while babies nap and instead am spending most of my time supervising four children in large, deep bodies of water. Doesn't lend itself to blogging in *quite* the same way.

Let's begin with *last Saturday*, I am realizing now that I am looking through the pictures on my phone.

We had tickets to In The Heights, another of Lin Manuel's musicals. That was all I knew about it, but MAN it was amazing. Also amazing, because I am an overplanner and because I allow WAY too much time for things, we had almost two hours to kill after we dropped off the kids with our kid-free twenty-something friends who were crazy enough to babysit for the day (for seventeen bucks an hour and their love for large families of insane people). This meant that after we picked up our tickets we had plenty of time to walk over to a brewery for beer and lunch.



Go see In The Heights. It was spectacular.


Their car felt TINY after our pair of giant mom-cars.


Sunday morning we woke up all relaxed and happy and spent a cozy morning reading the paper and coloring together (because Wes had lost TV for the whole family). It was so cozy! Until I got out of the shower and came downstairs to a disaster area.


After that we went to my friend's new church to hear her first sermon. It is an incredible place and it made me so happy just to BE there, let alone see MY FRIEND up there in front.


The kids loved it too. It has an awesome playground, a coloring station in the sanctuary, a Montessori-style Sunday School, AMAZING music, and Charley found a katydid.


After church we had lunch with the pastor (HA) and some friends at the hippy grocery store with the playground, which is five minutes away. This place!

A loud collection of kids:


Charley took James to the pond nearby and they came back muddy.


Later we happened upon and destroyed a cantaloupe sample station.


After lunch we went swimming in a spring-fed swimming hole downtown, which because it was Fourth of July weekend required some parking shenanigans. It was worth it and the boys spent most of the time on a SUPER janky-looking rope swing made of pallets, a piece of string, and a stick. Not pictured because I was busy treading water underneath waiting to rescue anyone who needed it. It was quite a workout.

Did a little errand running and swimming on Monday. The inevitable conclusion.


I woke up cranky on Fourth of July and managed to get excited about the Cub Scout float.


I mean, have you ever seen a more earnest Cub Scout?


They sprayed the kids with water, which is always really fun (but I really wish they'd spray the kids with high quality health insurance!)



We took the annual firetruck picture after the pancake breakfast.


I fought through my ambivalence and used my woman-brain to host a pretty kick ass front yard cookout complete with a slip and slide and wading pool, old neighbors and new neighbors.



And then we cleaned up and went to the city fireworks, because OOPS we moved to a neighborhood that doesn't allow fireworks. This was much cheaper and easier than our usual home fireworks, if you don't count the MASSIVE SCREAMING TANTRUMS that occurred after we told the kids.

I presciently bought movie tickets for the morning after the fireworks, which was GENIUS because for twenty bucks all my kids and two friends got to sit in a cool dark room for two hours NOT BITCHING ABOUT ANYTHING.


If you sense that this post has taken a turn for the cynical YOU'D BE RIGHT. I think the Fourth tipped the kids over the edge. It's been one long train to fight-town ever since then. Also, Mary has not taken the transition from hyper-orderly, calm, quiet Montessori school to, well, an extended version of her home-life, well. Yesterday Charley played Vivaldi's The Four Seasons and Mary started screeching excitedly "THEY PLAY THIS AT MY SCHOOL! THIS IS MY SONG!!" I think she misses it.

Is there anything more pitiful (or infuriating) than a child bobbing in a pool/lake/river, SOBBING in a puddlejumper? I mean.

Couldn't manage to find Mary's shoes for Charley's therapy appointment, but we *did* find a tiara.


Annnnd then she and James had a loud screaming fight over a plastic maze toy and had to be removed to the porch.


This day started promisingly.



And ended with cozy movie watching.


But the middle was so stressful that I wounded up muttering swear words as I stomped up the stairs to bed at 8:30.

Saturday was a welcome relief for everyone because Ryan was home to break up all the fights between me and the children. Plus we had plans to go on a boat with some friends. THAT was some ridiculous fun.





And then I spent the afternoon working at a coffeeshop and also getting some headspace while Ryan, refreshed from a week of professional work, helped James make the lemonade stand he's been dying to set up. James earned four dollars and was gifted a piece of apple pie from a neighbor who said he was "clever and brave."

On Tuesday afternoon we start our drive north and by Saturday we will BE IN MAINE! None of us can wait. It's so exciting. Just need to get through the next three days. Should be NBD.


Sarah said...

I am still so impressed by your ability to make big things happen fast. I mean, one day you were sending a FB message about a great real estate listing and the next minute you are throwing a party in your new house. Amazing.

Also, yes. THE FIGHTING.

Also, please pick a vacay route that takes you through WI next time. Let's take all of our kids to the Grand Canyon next summer! How FUN/POTENTIALLY TRAGIC WOULD THAT BE?!

Kathleen said...

I wish we were friends! Love your blog and can't wait to hear your Maine adventures.

Misha said...

You are my hero.

The end. : )

Carolyn said...

Every time I try to leave a comment, the system kicks me out, so on the assumption this time will be no different, I will be brief: as the mother of 4 who now are in their 30s, you have all my sympathies on sticking with this parenthood thing despite your successes. Be aware -- chances are good that you will live through it all. Looking forward to hearing about Maine.