The other day James explained the birds and the bees to us over breakfast:
"We didn't have a baby, so we drove and drove and DROVE and drove [hospital is five mins from our house] and DROVE to the Baby Office."
What's the Baby Office?
"It's a BIG BIG building where you go if you don't have a baby."
What happened once you got to the baby office?
"We go inside and we go to the bedroom and I eat my breakfast [saltines from my nightstand] and then they bring in the baby!!"
How did they bring the baby in?
"Ummmm, in a shopping cart [the rolling bassinet does seem like a shopping cart]."
Then what happened?
"We say 'AWWWWWWWWW what a cute little baby!!"
What did we call the baby?
Aww, what a nice story, James!
"Can we do that again today?"
This is pretty much exactly what happened.
At the baby office. After they brought the baby out for our inspection.