Overheard in Charlie and Wes's room, after lights out but before the absolute cutoff for needing to go to sleep RIGHT NOW so I don't get an email from your teacher about your behavior tomorrow.
Charlie: Hey, Wes, you know how when you have to go potty really bad it comes out really fast?
Wes: Yeah! And it sprays out really fast and goes everywhere? [This explains many things]
Charlie: Well wouldn't it be cool if you had to go like really REALLY bad and it shot out--
Wes: ALL THE WAY TO OUTER SPACE?!
Wes: Like, ALL THE WAY TO PLUTO?!
Charlie [with kindness]: No, Wes, to Charon. Charon is the furthest object from the sun. Even FURTHER than Pluto.
Wes: OH, cool! All the way to Charon! [I can tell by his voice that he is smiling]
As I tiptoed down the stairs I heard Charlie explaining "If you went all the way to Pluto you'd be dead!"
(Barely appropriate church wrestling pictures taken after this morning's service, just before I hissed at them to "stand up and knock it off, we're in CHURCH" and tried not to laugh)