Cookouts over a campfire on the beach: 2.
S'mores consumed by the children: 20
(S'mores consumed by the adults, sometimes cooked via gas stove burner in the kitchen: 34,530)
Lobstah dinners: 1
Time spent sitting on the porch (hours): 500
Days James left the house fully clothed, including shoes: 0
Ice cream consumed (gallons): 5, at least
Big boy kindergartener backpacks purchased: 1
Fights had in public: 80,000
Boat rides: 3
I am already ready to go back!