At the Chick-fil-A drive through next door to the pediatrician's office:
THIS IS NOT A TREAT. We are here because I think you are hungry and that is why you were acting that way at the doctor's office and we are out of lunch stuff at home. THIS IS NOT A TREAT. We are getting nuggets and fries and NO TOYS. DOES EVERYONE UNDERSTAND ME? THAT WAS TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR. WE DO NOT LIE DOWN AND SCREAM WHEN WE ARE DISAPPOINTED. TOTALLY--
Eight piece nugget meal with an iced tea, chargrilled chicken wrap, one extra order of fries. Thank you!!!
--UNACCEPTABLE. When we get home, everyone is taking a nap. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?--
Yes, thank you. Out of twenty, please. You have a nice day now!
Now eat your lunch and NOT ANOTHER SOUND.