I started on Woody's vest first. Wes is Woody. I will probably not get to Buzz until tomorrow night after my Girls' Game Night, which is actually quite appropriate.
First I gathered my supplies. I needed cow-print fabric, scissors, thread, and a sewing machine.
And if you are an emotional eater and tend to get frustrated while crafting, you will also need some homemade sugar cookies.
The first thing you do, and this goes against everything I've ever believed about last-minute high-pressure crafting, is to make a pattern of one half of the vest front from a piece of paper. I know what you are saying, "But it takes ten extra seconds to make a pattern! I could use that time staring out the window, or Tweeting!" Believe me. It will save you time later.
You will need two front halves for the vest and one back piece. I used the same pattern for all three pieces but made the back piece slightly narrower than the front pieces. Also, I had a ton of fabric so I doubled the front pieces so if he opens up the vest there will be cow print on the inside too, know what I mean? Fancy.
Be sure to leave extra fabric to account for seams. Or, you know, forget and then spend the rest of the project wondering if you're going to have to make your baby be Woody instead of your three year old because it's looking way too small.
Quell your panic by going upstairs to measure the pattern against your sleeping child after you've already cut out the fabric.
Next you will turn the vest halves inside out and sew around the outside. If you are me you wil come *thisclose* to forgetting to leave an opening so that you can turn it back out the right way after you sew the seam. Don't do this. You will never find your seam ripper at this time of night. Here's what a vest front half looks like after it has been sewed. The bottom was left open on purpose.
Then you turn it right-side-out and top-stitch it. I'm a fool for top-stitching! It always looks so neat and finished and it used to not be possible because (and I did not know this) my sewing machine was broken and made really ugly seams. Two days at the repair shop and it is now good as new and I no-longer need a Xanax to approach a sewing project. I sewed a 1/4" top-stitch all the way around. This is also when you can close up that bottom edge. Fold it inside with your fingers and then sew it. You could pin it if you had that kind of time and energy.
Here's what I am talking about. The bottom one is finished, the top one is waiting for its top-stitch. Have I said top-stitch enough? No? OK, top-stitch, top-stitch, top-stitch!
For the back, fold each edge in about a half an inch and sew it so it stays flat. From the outside it will appear to be TOP-STITCHED! But you will know about your secret short-cutting ways! This is how I save time so I can do important things like stare out the window and wish it would rain.
Once you have all three pieces prepared you can sew them together by flipping everything inside out and sewing along the sides. Be sure to leave armholes. Unless you are making a straight-jacket vest. Stay tuned for a future post about our new discipline technique!
After it was all done I sneaked into Wes's room and tried it on him while he was asleep. You may find this creepy, but I for one will sleep better tonight knowing that his vest fits him perfectly.
For my next trick, I will turn an ordinary diaper box into BUZZ LIGHTYEAR, SPACE RANGER! TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!