Charlie: "Why do socks taste bad?"
Me: "Um, because they're meant for feet and not for mouths?"
Charlie: "Grandma said we're going to eat SOCKS and UNDERPANTS for dessert!!"
Wes: "SOCKS, UNNA-PANS, Mama!" (has no idea what unna-pans are)
Charlie: "SOCKS! And UNDERPANTS!!" (riotous laughter all around, Charlie is almost hyperventilating)
Me: "I don't remember Grandma saying that."
Charlie: "I'm gonna eat UNDERPANTS!" (funniest thing, EVER)
Wes: "UNNA-PANS, Mama! UNNA-PANS!!" (still, funniest thing EVAH)
Me: "Oh, you guys are so goofy! Underpants are for bottoms. We don't EAT them!"
Charlie: "No, I want to eat HAIR. HAIR is YUMMY to me, Mama!"
Wes: "UNNA-PANS!! UNNA-PANS!! UNNA-PANS!!"
Charlie: "I LIKE TO EAT HAIR!"