I want to be a RED SUPERHERO, MAMA. All red. Red pants, red shirt, red cape, red "C". NO, those are too short. I want my legs to be ALL RED. EVEN MY SHOES. I DON'T WANT ANY STRIPES ON MY RED PANTS! No buttons. ONLY RED. RED PANTS.*
*Do you have any idea how hard it is to find red pants with no decoration? I went to the boys' and girls' departments at four stores before finally finding a pair of long johns at Goodwill. Charlie immediately seized them and refused to let go, even for the cashier to ring them up. And then he and Wes started head-butting each other and we had to go straight home instead of stopping at the library. Wes's blue cape is up next.