Charlie: I found a spider in our house that looked like a crab.
Me: Oh really? What made it look like a crab?
Charlie: It was ALL RED!! But it was a nice spider, it didn't bite me when I touched it.
Me: You touched it? When did this happen?
Charlie: I was with Papa. The spider looked like a crab because it was all red and had little PINCHERS!
Me: What did Papa say about it?
Charlie: Well, he was napping, I think.
*I don't think this actually happened, but it sure cracked me up.