*Solo shoe shopping, whee!
*Brown shoes. I need brown shoes. Why is this so difficult?
*Have tried on fourteen pairs of black shoes, some pink ballet slippers, and a pair of sneakers yet am surprised I have not yet found brown shoes.
*Did I miss something? All brown shoes now orthopedic?
*You know what else are not brown shoes? Red patent leather boots. PUT THEM BACK. #wannatryonhookershoes
*To self: Secretely observe women faculty's footwear choices.
*I wonder if I am still banned from buying Mary Janes per @A and @Godmother.
*Hey, you know which shoes would have worked? EVERY SINGLE PAIR YOU TRIED ON AND REJECTED LAST WEEKEND. #JUSTPICKSOMETHING
*What's the current stand on ankle boots? Do they look ridonk with skirts? Are cozy and warm.
*@harrytimes, @fortyfivedegrees, am budget shoe-shopping pls advise.
*Do not buy purple tights, you will chicken out at the last minute and leave them in your car for six months. #wannabe
*New rule, all brown shoes must be boring and ugly, whee!
*Open toed boots? What the H?!
*Have decided to look for brown shoes at Panera. Maybe in bakery area?