Tonight at dinner I had a dragon puppet and was pretending it was going to drink Charlie's apple juice.
Me as puppet (singsongy voice): "Hello Charlie!"
Me: "Can I have some of your juice?"
Charlie: "Nooooo!" (laughs)
Me: "I'm gonna get your juice! I'm gonna get your juice!"
Charlie: shrieking with laughter
Me: "I WANT JUUUUUIIIICCCE!!!" (making lunging motions towards the cup)
Charlie: (panic-stricken screaming) "NO NO NO NO NO YOU DON'T HAVE A THROAT YOU DON'T HAVE A THROAT YOUDONTHAVEATHROOOOAAATTT!!"