This place is GENIUS. Two dollars for a breakfast taco, a cup of coffee, and admission to the toddler Garden of Eden.
Rule number one: eat your taco before you get totally disgusting on the playground.
Wesley says "I PITYTHEFOOL WHO DON'T RECYCLE HIS SALSA CONTAINER!"
(Also, he does not have a pierced tongue)
Rule number two: Wear yourself out so we can all take a nap together afterwards. And don't throw sand at anyone who's not your brother. I'd hate to have to put down my coffee and come over to parent you.