A quick search of the word "couch" with the "image" box checked turned up hundreds of ads. With the economy as it is, I was sure I could
I have only found one contender, but I have learned A LOT from the ads. To summarize:
AWESOME COUCH!!! $20. Need to sell by Friday. -- to raise beer money because I am a frat boy and this couch that I got when my parents redecorated their lake house smells of cigarettes and urine
Nice retro sofa. $75. -- "Uh, hi, this is Jim? You bought my couch? Yeah, could you look in the cushions real quick because I lost like a whole pound of hash and my roommate's gonna kill me." (this one was pictured, predictably, in a wood panelled room with an India print tapestry hanging behind it)
Beautiful black leather sofa. $575. -- "Yeah, hi, this is Leon Phelps--the Ladies' Man. I have definitely never had anonymous sex on this couch." wink wink
Super comfy sectional with built in recliners and cooler hidden in armrest, $250. -- My wife hates it and your's will too!
Brand new Pottery Barn leather sofa! Only $900! Ca$h only! -- You will be beaten and robbed if you show up with $900 in cash.
Free couch. Small stain on cushion. Cat friendly home. -- Eew eewwww ewwwwwww. Ewwww.
Blue and pink couch in good condition. $50. -- Helloooo 1989! Should we do each other's hair or play Nintendo?
Brand new living room set, $300. Comes with accessories [pictured: throw pillows, candlesticks, framed art]. Call before 5:00. -- Teach that bitch to cheat on me!
As much as I hate to admit it, I think it may be time to go retail.