A conversation in the car today...
Becca: "Can I have a nanny for Christmas? Wait a minute, I don't need a nanny, I need a wife!"
Ryan: "My friend at work says where he is from, Pakistan, if you have enough money you can have as many wives as you want. I told him you've been asking for a second wife for years."
B: [dissapointedly] "I don't think we have that kind of money."
R: "I don't think I could attract a second wife anyway. I still don't know how I got you."
B: "What are you talking about?! OF COURSE you could attract a second wife! Not that I would want to share YOU. Just the childcare and housekeeping."
R: "And since you'd be the first wife, you'd be in charge."