All day I write sentences like:
On the other hand, the author of the 2004 paper found a value of 1.44. (talking about myself)
The authors concluded that there was no difference between the two data sets. (again, talking about myself)
[Last Name] used data collected in 1998. (talking about, you guessed it, myself)
And then I pick up Charlie and all afternoon say things like:
That is Mama's drink.
Please don't touch Mama's phone.
Mama asked you to sit down in the cart and you didn't. Please say you are sorry.
It's enough to give someone a complex. If I'm not careful I might start using a fake British accent or referring to my house as "The Ranch". Or become a Scientologist.