Ring ring ring...
Me: "Ryan, holy cow! There's a helicopter circling our house and there are cops all over the frisbee park across the street!"
Ryan: "Ooh, cool! I bet they're looking for HOA violators."
Me: "Oh crap you've repaired the car in the driveway twice this week! And the awning on Charlie's swing set is STRIPED! It's supposed to be solid! I can't go to jail! What about mah baybees?"
Ryan: [stern voice] "Man with the boat in your driveway! You are in violation! Come out! We have you surrounded!"
Me: "Heh heh. Your flower beds are unkempt and your deck is stained a color that was not approved by the architectural committee! You better hire an attorney!"
Ryan: "Heh. What do you think is happening?"
Me: "Well the cop I talked to said I had nothing to worry about. Yeah right. I'm sure they just like to take the helicopter for a spin when things get slow. I'm going to the coffee shop just in case."