Ryan was reading The Very Busy Spider by Eric Carle (Philomel Books, 1984) to Charlie this morning. I was checking my email in the next room and heard this:
"...'Oink! Oink!' grunted the pig. 'Want to roll in the mud?' The spider didn't answer. She was very busy spinning her web...
"...'Woof! Woof!' barked the dog. 'Want to chase a cat? What about throw up in the kitchen or poop in the living room?' The spider didn't answer. She was very busy spinning her web..."