Dear Baby Cold Medicine Manufacturers, you jerks:
Next time you think it would be fun to make medicine purple to match its grape flavor, don't. May you never "wake up" (after a long, long night listening to your baby cough because your product doesn't work) to find your baby covered in little drops of what looks like dried blood only to smell it and realize that it's not blood, it's the ineffectual cold medicine you gave him before bed. Because that? Is really really scary.