Monday, June 4, 2007

Swim Lessons

Swim Lesson #1: A swim diaper does not contain weewee as well as you might expect from something called "a diaper."

Swim Lesson #2: Bring an extra tshirt for yourself so you don't have to wear the urine-soaked one to work.

Swim Lesson #3: Being seven pounds below your prepregnancy weight does not mean your legs will ever look normal again. Some swimsuits have skirts. I should probably buy one. Tea length would be ideal.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

They make board shorts for girls now....I'm sooooo greasing up my board and grabbing a pair! --a (plus they give the added bonus of not having to shave from the knees up)

Kyla said...

All very important lessons!

Sarah said...

tea length! ha! yeah-- why do swin diapers suck so bad? we start swim lessons in 3 weeks, and I don't want to swim suit shop-- ever.

wordgirl said...

Tea length bathing suits? I've seen some of those crazy "modesty" suits that the homeschooling families promote for girls (whilst guys still get to do whatever) and you're not too far off of the mark.