Time remaining before Ryan's parents arrive: 5 hours, 15 minutes
Time remaining before Charlie comes home: 2 hours, 15 minutes
House status: PIT OF DESPAIR
Any chance I can pass this off as "pleasantly lived in"?
Guest Bathroom (also Charlie's Bathroom): truck-stop-ish
Number of spitup stained baby outfits adorning the living room floor: 4738292
Weather forecast for Easter Weekend: 60% CHANCE OF ACCUMULATING SNOW
Hope for idyllic family picnic/easter egg hunt as originally planned: 0
Cheerful, together daughter-in-law status: Unshowered, undercaffienated, wearing maternity pants just for the heck of it, updating blog instead of cleaning up the $@#*ing house already
And also... I applied for a full time position yesterday. And I am telling you because who better than the internet to witness by headlong descent into multiple personality disorder?