Friday, April 6, 2007

Am eerily calm and detached

Time remaining before Ryan's parents arrive: 5 hours, 15 minutes

Time remaining before Charlie comes home: 2 hours, 15 minutes

House status: PIT OF DESPAIR

Any chance I can pass this off as "pleasantly lived in"?

Guest Bathroom (also Charlie's Bathroom): truck-stop-ish

Number of spitup stained baby outfits adorning the living room floor: 4738292

Weather forecast for Easter Weekend: 60% CHANCE OF ACCUMULATING SNOW

Hope for idyllic family picnic/easter egg hunt as originally planned: 0

Cheerful, together daughter-in-law status: Unshowered, undercaffienated, wearing maternity pants just for the heck of it, updating blog instead of cleaning up the $@#*ing house already

And also... I applied for a full time position yesterday. And I am telling you because who better than the internet to witness by headlong descent into multiple personality disorder?


Kyla said...

Lucky you. *lol*

Becky said...

lol, my inlaws just left, but I can relate. I was wandering around with a house in a similar state about 5 hours before they came. It's really amazing what you can get done in a half-hour of speed cleaning while the baby's in an exersaucer, though. Good luck!